Up early this morning after a great nights kip. Neen got up sat outside whilst she filled the hot tub on our veranda. As she started the day in a very leisurely manner having an early morning soak, it took me a while longer. It seems the dreaded lurgy has followed us out and got me on the plane. It seems I now have a sore throat and a cough (the curse strikes again).

Down for breakfast, huge choice,including eggs, bacon sausage, beans, mushrooms, toast. But started the day with a some fruit (I know that’s a bit strange for me) then……..
Fish curry, coconut rice and flat bread. A belter of a choice.
At reception for 08.30am for our driver, Lachlan (possible spelling error). Then out into the morning traffic, its not so much as driving as barging your way along. We are supposed to drive on the correct side of the road (The Left) but this seems to optional as is the speed limit, zebra crossings, traffic light etc.

1st stop chemist, then cashew stall at the side of the road then onto the Pinnawala Elephant sanctuary, half way to Kandy, get taken to the front of the queue then our own personal guide. A bit of a chat on elephants(they are all rescued domesticated animals that are looked after for the rest of their life) then all aboard, no seats or anything so grand, a canvas sheet the scramble on, grab hold of a bit of rope and off we go. Health and safety….. my arse. My god its uncomfortable, elephants are really boney. There are no saddles or seats just sheet then elephant (not done for the tourists comfort but all for the elephant) a good laugh wobbling along then down for a bath and scub in the river, our elephant really seemed to enjoy it, he even blew bubbles. Our ride was the only one on site that was wearing chains, its explained that the only reason was it kept getting horny and would run into the road or through houses and over cars when it got the urge. They where removed when the testosterone levels decreased. A look through their museum (ish) than back in the car with our personal driver and guide.

Next to the Spice Gardens of Mawanella, looking forward to all the spices that go to make up the fantastic food, interesting but all about the medicinal properties. We had sandallwood oils rubbed on our faces, aloe vera extract (with other bits) on our heads for a head massage which was actually very good, then finally red oil ???? back massage, also very good. Then into THE SHOP. Not telling you how much we paid for 3 items, but obviously had mugs stitched into our foreheads, (also me cocking up the conversion in my head X 10) Lesson learnt (or so I thought).
Motoring through the villages then a sudden swerve to the left and pull up next to a fruit stall, a king coconut and a red banana each, then back on the road to Kandy. A holy buddhist tree was next, actually building around the tree. Stopped on the outskirts of <Kandy for a spot of lunch, another great selection of scoff, thought I would try something different, so had a beef curry, fantastic. Into a clothes shop downstairs, shirt for me and someone had to try on a sari.

There was a Sapphire gem factory next door which we popped into for a look. Boss man saw Neens rings and must have thought we had money. They cleaned her engagement and eternity rings then we were whipped down to their gem cutting workshops, there must have been a few million quids worth lying around. Next minute we are seated in a very plush room and tea, coffee and wine were on the table, help your self he booms. within milliseconds there are trays and trays of beautiful sapphire’s spread out in front of us. 45 minutes later we emerged battered and bruised from an intense sales pitch for jewelry , we finally managed to get him to realise that we weren’t bartering, but actually didn’t have the dosh.
We made it into the car somewhat stunned, then into Kandy it self in the rush hour. the traffic was F**KING MANIC. How they could fit that many cars, lorries, buses, tuk tuks and scooters onto one road at the same time is a sight to behold (and block out at the same time) our driver asked if either of us wanted to sit in the front……..NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO….. It was too scary even to take a photo.
Finally made it to the hotel in one piece (in body only, mind scarred for life). Settled into our new suite for the next 2 nights, a stroll down for diner for a nice bottle of vino and a few Lions and another brilliant curry. This is a first for us both, curry for every meal. (I could get used to this).
|Internet too slow to add many pics so will put some more up tomorrow